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The Best 'Dad Jokes' from our Latest Staff Meeting!

The Best 'Dad Jokes' from our Latest Staff Meeting!

 'Why did the M & M go to school? ....Because he wanted to become a smartie!'

'What did the buffalo say to its son when he left?......Bi-son'

'What did the earwig say when it jumped off the cliff top? ....Earwig-o'

'Why shouldn't the bike stand up?...It was too tired'

'Doctor Doctor......I can't get to sleep at night.....Try lying on the edge of the bed and you will soon drop off'

'When is a car not a car ?....When it turns into a drive!'

'Strange new trend at the office...People putting names on food in the company fridge...Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin'

'How does a penguin build a house?....igloos it together'

'Dad, my bike won't stand up anymore ... "It's probably two tired"'

'What goes Ooooo?.....A cow with no lips!'

'2 fish in a tank, 1 says to the other.....Do you know how to drive this dam thing?'

'I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger and bigger - and then it hit me!'

'Why is 6 afraid of 7?...Because 7 ate 9!' 

And the WINNER is ....Amos

With his joke - 

'There was a family of giants called the 'Biggers'. There was Daddy Bigger, Mummy Bigger and Baby Bigger.

Who was the biggest? ....Baby Bigger was a little Bigger!'

Enjoy your chocolates Amos :)